Cosmologicaly Civilised Space - The Unexplained Phenomena
The True Story

Thralon
From the Planet Draylon
Inhaled some Halon
His nose
Went comatose
His eyes cries
His toes rise
He crashed his Space Tractor
"Galactor"
At a high Warp Factor
Seat belt snapped
Thralon crapped
His head tapped
On a Giant Red
Thus he wound up dead

Targon
Sales rep from Undergon
Was far gone
On Argon
His jargon
It really shone
He sold an h4*Hyperon
Ray Gun
To his youngest son
As a bargain
The boy was insane
Too much Ovid
Flipped his lid
The kid was wicked
He undid
His parent aged
Froze the liquid
Cubed and candied
The sweet remains he bandied
Around at parties
He called them "Smarties"


Cloelaneium
Was a smart Geranium
Fed neat Uranium
It swelled her cranium
She got so brainium
She turned the Whole of Space
Into a database
No one to man it
The planet
That ran it
Failed to scan it
She undid
It's topographic lid
On an unstable
Kitchen table
Charismatic
Mathematic
But alas her quadratic
Wasn't static
Quite erratic
It blew her through the attic


Thoron
Dated a Moron
From the Blue Star Boron
Blonde
All over Platinum
Panties of satinum
She looked not fat in um
A gorgeous twat in um
Had a score on
So he tried on
A Rubber Wellington
Space Woe
It split
He stuck out of it
He had a fit
She filed a writ
Now all alone
He invents a grope-o-phone
He gets a dialing tone
And then a super moan
A slight flaw
It was the law
They're round and bust his door
He came clean
Being obscene
With a knitting machine

Lets get civilised

Lets do it now