The Cello Note Lust Fatality Incident
fake out string, fucking sing for me
sing for me in those husky mellow lady tones
that i know you know i know you know
that proud bowed chest out, rattle your bones
not one, not two, nor ten nor fifty seven notes
but with all your many womanly throats
a choral gluttony of delicious sound
that walls may ring and echoes abound around
for me you sing, fake out string
pretend you know
where my stubby little fingers go
or ill smash you up you useless cello
squeak and gweek "don't break me Mike"
said the timid girly-cello "Mike, now if you like"
erm .... ill put on a nice record of playing by the famous Rostropovitch "
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH...."
'that's disgusting and profane
that man is quite insane
well have to leave it there
hes quite horrible to that lovely instrument
she should get divorced from him this very instant
aha
I've had a gigantium brainus wavus that might te dayum saveus'
and so the naturally brunette [and thus devious] goddess of sound
spread some hairy elbow grease around
oh .... his arm is a burry blur see it go and go
see it glow !
its got so hot and tight
his very elbows caught alight
lucky he so hated hygiene
his body's rarely water been or seen
so in his cello noting scringing lusts
we noted and applaud as Mike combusts
appearing by courtesy of Mike Burr
Mike Burr ,